I'm A Bitch

Thursday, March 03, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

my slenger housemate.

i was still online when she struggled at the door to get in in a hurry (she took an extra long time to get it today). i noe... resolution 1 going *kapootz* anyway, once she got in the apartment, she screamed for me;

MMS: JULESSSSSS!
me: yeah?
MMS: where're ya?
me: in my room!!!

i came out of my room and saw her carrying a huge 'post office' box.

MMS: guess wud happenned to me?
me: u met another guy? *sheepish smile*
MMS: hehe! bitch! hehe! look! (and shows me her head).

*interval*

so! guess wud happebbed to her! if u geuss that a bird has poo-ed onto her head...


U GOT THAT RITE!
*continue*

MMS: a bird pooped on me!
me: (i did wud i always do best) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
MMS: i swear! in Allah's name, i was lookin up at the birds before i walked and thot "wud if they shit on me?" and the moment i walked.. POOPZ. argh!
me: *continued with laughter but a bit louder*

haha! i guess living with 'another me' is wud makes my life here colourful (besides the proper friends i already have here la). haha! now, she's preparin dinner for us and i'm loggin off to go and help. heh!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 7:34 PM < +

*the perasan queen/divaH*

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